Cancelled - All ahead to the 2021 Cardi fest.

Mullens Flying Ant Fete now rearranged for 23rd June 2021

Vaccination certificates and health passports at the ready.

The rumours are true

GARY WOODWORTH NOW 100% CONFIRMED

Some other fantastic guests too...

Always wondered what the bugle lads looked like

£5 for an Oasis reunion is a bargain.

I do have a stamp collection, I bought 12 2nd classes today.

Another crazy masterpiece of absolute randomness Ibo ..gave me a right chuckle

Thanks MtRF

Your kind words are appreciated, though what I hope for most is that you and Mull can put recent harsh words behind you and that you will be in attendance

Just open a bottle of lucozade for the flying ants....wouldn't want to miss BruntonPasties Mediterranean Herb garden.
Will he be doing a presentation on successful Oregano growth too?

Thanks MtRF

Your kind words are appreciated, though what I hope for most is that you and Mull can put recent harsh words behind you and that you will be in attendance

I need to know ASAP whether I need to employ Patty’s heavies.

I’ve no hard feelings, it’s got very heavy recently but we’ve agreed with many things club related. We are at complete opposites on coronavirus/vaccines. I apologise that tone/words upset it was maybe provocative but wasn’t meant to upset.

Christ, I can’t stand John Nixon but I listened to his explanation, didn’t believe it, but shook hands both apologised and moved on.

His not invited by the way, Nixon that is.

Just open a bottle of lucozade for the flying ants....wouldn't want to miss BruntonPasties Mediterranean Herb garden.
Will he be doing a presentation on successful Oregano growth too?

Hunto
He’s been into his parsley in a big way during lockdown, so wouldn’t surprise me if that was the main focus of his talk...
But he’s not known as ‘the Mark E Smith of the herbaceous world’ for nothing - a true enigma - so it’s anyone’s guess which herbs will come up

How many tickets have you sold so far lbo?

Over 17,000 so far

Half of Kendal signed up when they heard the prince would be in attendance

What’s the coach parking situation like round about?

Sorry lads

The rumours doing the rounds ont tweet are true

WOODWORTH HAS PULLED OUT

Kendal Town have now arranged a friendly on the same day as F.A.D. Ever the professional, Woodworth feels duty bound to the people of Cumbria to report on it

Unfortunately the friendly is against Workington so that also rules out John Mann, who would’ve been the ideal replacement

I have engaged ORFC’s megamind consultancy to come up with a replacement, but if any of your lesser beings also have any suggestions then pls let us know posthaste

I've got Elton Welsby's phone number if that's any good.

Have to pass on that one Nobbo

Mr Mullen is happy to accommodate 17,000 gentle Kendal folk, but not sure his geraniums would survive a visit from similar numbers of scouse

Barrows own James Phillips is available.

How about Barrow Rugby League commentary legends Joss Kenley and Ivor Kelland ?

Reds veteran warbler John 'Walshie' Walsh might be a worth a go. But he'll need picking up as he doesn't drive.

If Kevin Gray and his Amazing Steam Traction Engine (TM) aren't worthy of a guest slot, I wheely don't see the pull in going.

Shame that the fetish tent did not get permission - I have not seen hide nor hair of Kes since Barry promised to give her the 'fisting' of a lifetime.