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Cobra meeting held to discuss plan of action if it comes to the UK (assuming it hasn't already). This is another consequence of globalisation and mass immigration, people with diseases from all over the world travelling all over the world, what could possibly go wrong?
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This planet is well overdue a good old cull. I'm all for it.
Certainly wouldn't be the end of the world if it wipes out 51.9% of this country's population.
At least we're not Mullen.
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Oh dear, is that us leave voters for the chop.
Stay safe, stay healthy all.
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Runny nose. Fever. Headache. Cough.

This is the rhythm of the night.
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Last time i had it i vowed never to drink Corona again.
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Deadly bird flu put 1 bloke in Falkirk in bed over the weekend. Novichok managed 3 people to have a week off work. I suspect we'll survive
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Deadly bird flu put 1 bloke in Falkirk in bed over the weekend. Novichok managed 3 people to have a week off work. I suspect we'll survive


The family of Dawn Sturgess would disagree...
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Deadly bird flu put 1 bloke in Falkirk in bed over the weekend. Novichok managed 3 people to have a week off work. I suspect we'll survive


People travel to Falkirk?!
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This planet is well overdue a good old cull. I'm all for it.
Certainly wouldn't be the end of the world if it wipes out 51.9% of this country's population.


It'll be the weak 48.1 who cop it first fortunately.
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Some of you need to get out more. All part of a Government plan to get rid of all the Chinese students over here, part of their ethnic cleansing for the Daily Mail mongs. Public demands Chinese all go home, Universities lose the income from them being here doing expensive degree courses, Universities have to put up fees, the proles can't afford to go to Uni anymore, fees go up for the few who can. Of course tucked away in South Scotland you won't have ever seen a Chinese student but there are thousands here putting money into our economy.
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Don’t often hear of many Chinese grooming rapists.
Mullen is a virgin.
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Don’t often hear of many Chinese grooming rapists.


Haha that made me think of Benny Hill. Glooming Lapists.
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Why would the government want to get rid of Chinese students. Unis I do work with have 3 intakes a year to cope with the demand from China.

Does anyone know why the business school at Carlisle uni is so shite? Only recently hired 1 accountancy lecturer full time. Specialise in fraud but weird types, not anti corruption. The deputy head of the thing claims to be an expert in South Eastern trade but when the Asian development bank offered him assistance he didn't even reply.
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It's basically a low level scouting operation. Send hundreds of thousands of young people overseas to get mediocre teaching in the West but pick up bits and pieces along the way.

I imagine in 50 years time that trade will begin to dwindle when China believes it has nothing left to learn from us. Meanwhile, we'll be left crying into our pints - probably in a pub owned by Chinese interests - wondering why it is China utterly dominates over us in South America, Africa and Asia.

But that seems to be the way now. We play the ultra short game ('How can personally benefit in the next 5 years?') while China is looking 50 or 100 years ahead.
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Where i work has 2000 Chinese students, they pay 10 grand each in tuition fees, kerching £20m in the coffers, and spend as much again in the city. And now they're all drinking vinegar.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/10813144/chinese-students-in-coronavirus-hit-uk-campus-are-drinking-vinegar/

The club could do with getting a few in, a great bunch of lads.
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Where i work has 2000 Chinese students, they pay 10 grand each in tuition fees, kerching £20m in the coffers, and spend as much again in the city. And now they're all drinking vinegar.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/10813144/chinese-students-in-coronavirus-hit-uk-campus-are-drinking-vinegar/

The club could do with getting a few in, a great bunch of lads.


Is that you Ted?
There's only one way of life and that's your own!!!
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Now almost as many Americans have kung flu as Elizabeth Taylor had husbands
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Maybe more serious than is being reported.
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Ordered a gift off Ebay and it hasn't arrived after two weeks and just noticed that it is from China.

Now that envelope is going to get doused in all sorts of disinfectant on arrival - better safe than sorry.
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Ordered a gift off Ebay and it hasn't arrived after two weeks and just noticed that it is from China.

Now that envelope is going to get doused in all sorts of disinfectant on arrival - better safe than sorry.


Sounds like its going to be inserted in an orifice.
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A gift?
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Ordered a gift off Ebay and it hasn't arrived after two weeks and just noticed that it is from China.

Now that envelope is going to get doused in all sorts of disinfectant on arrival - better safe than sorry.


Sounds like its going to be inserted in an orifice.


Great idea Pete the order was for 100 Rainbow Chrysanthemum Flower Seeds :)
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First two cases confirmed in the UK..........

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51325192
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British returnees from China to be held on the Wirral. Threat of crippling disease then Tranmere Rovers, nightmare for them just gets worse
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I think i would rather have stayed in China.
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Have a feeling this outbreak is being covered up and the figures for dead and infected is way higher than is being reported.

One University is estimating the figures will be nearer 10 x those being publicised.

SARS killed just over 700, this Coronavirus may already have killed thousands in Chine alone.
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When ebola hit the UN built 84 hospitals in West Africa to cope with the demand. 16 of them never had one patient. The number of sufferers was 2% of the predicted number.
They say there are now 8000 Chinese with it, let's see. Bit to go till they catch Tory austerity
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Have a feeling this outbreak is being covered up and the figures for dead and infected is way higher than is being reported.

One University is estimating the figures will be nearer 10 x those being publicised.

SARS killed just over 700, this Coronavirus may already have killed thousands in Chine alone.



Chinese woman in my office (like from actual China, somewhere in the south-west of the country) reckons she's heard from back home the lethality rate is 10% not 2%, and a lot is being covered up - but would explain why they're shitting themselves that badly over it.
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Chinese whispers.
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Military experiment gone wrong?

Fowl play suspected.
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Government keeping them cooped up
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Could this be the global killer that is long overdue?

Every medicine in history was modern at the time!

Takes 2 weeks before any symptoms show and last week people were landing at Gatwick and just given a piece of paper saying if you develop flu like symptoms please call NHS direct.

Will be all over the UK by now.
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Russians saying on TV alcohol kills it.
Keep safe guys, I know I'm not taking any chances
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Hence the quote "Purely Medicinal"
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The bus drivers that went to the Wirral have been put into quarantine as well because they couldn’t drive with them suits on. I’d want double time for that.
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If they will keep on polluting the planet what do they expect from him upstairs...he didnt spend a week putting everything in place and working stuff out for them Chinese ( and others of certain persuasions) to wreck everything in 4.3 billion years.
Just not on
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is to have won the lottery of life !
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This will lead to a global recession as (according to this article) the Chinese banks already need shoring up.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/03/coronavirus-dozens-more-deaths-chinese-province-centre-outbreak-hubei
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The bus drivers that went to the Wirral have been put into quarantine as well because they couldn’t drive with them suits on. I’d want double time for that.


What, double time ?

If they are members of Unite, a lifetime compo package will be getting drawn up, paid for by ' them [censored] Tories '
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Nothing wrong with Unite - they are a decent Union that I am proud to be a member of.
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Could this be the global killer that is long overdue?

Every medicine in history was modern at the time!

Takes 2 weeks before any symptoms show and last week people were landing at Gatwick and just given a piece of paper saying if you develop flu like symptoms please call NHS direct.

Will be all over the UK by now.


It doesn't help that they will eat nearly anything over in China.

Then there are the conditions that many keep the animals in doesn't help either.

They reckon AIDS came from monkeys so who knows what sort of diseases that snakes, bats, dogs, cats and the likes harbour.
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I wonder what Piglet's been eating
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Well Pigs are just like Chinese in that they'll eat out at all.
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6 people in america have the virus. In excess of 10000 americans have died of flu since october.

Epstein didn't commit suicide
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Could this be the global killer that is long overdue?

Every medicine in history was modern at the time!

Takes 2 weeks before any symptoms show and last week people were landing at Gatwick and just given a piece of paper saying if you develop flu like symptoms please call NHS direct.

Will be all over the UK by now.


It doesn't help that they will eat nearly anything over in China.

Then there are the conditions that many keep the animals in doesn't help either.

They reckon AIDS came from monkeys so who knows what sort of diseases that snakes, bats, dogs, cats and the likes harbour.


There was a video doing the rounds at the weekend of Wuhan Market seemingly. Not many 5* ratings to be found regardless of where it is!

https://youtu.be/anMZ8dUTA0M
Win or Lose, Up The Blues!
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That video wasn't a pleasant watch and I bet there are worse than that as well.

I can imagine that cannibalism is rife in China, a bloke with the key to a morgue could make a fortune slipping bodies out the back - they don't seem to care what they eat anyhow.
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Reminds me of Bugis Street in Singapore,ten pints of Tiger and you'd eat anything,probably did
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Reminds me of Bugis Street in Singapore,ten pints of Tiger and you'd eat anything,probably did


Just booked a 3 night stay in Singapore in Nov Waltero,should we give Bugis street a miss ?
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I would sling it Pete.
Mullen is a virgin.
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I always was a Raffles lad.
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Its all been cleaned up since I was last there. Have yourselves a few Singapore Slings in Raffles hotel instead
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