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10 Mar 2020 12:24 #1 by Laffy
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Court case of the decade

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10 Mar 2020 12:33 #2 by ParcelPete
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Just googled sleazebag and was amazed his photo didn't appear.

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10 Mar 2020 12:51 #3 by Waltero
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That's a pretty long charge sheet. Outcome will depend on how many fanatical loony SNP are on the jury

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10 Mar 2020 12:53 #4 by West Cumbria United fan
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Hope this is the tip of the iceberg for people to feel able to come foward and expose politicians for their behaviour

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10 Mar 2020 13:01 #5 by heilkmoon
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Don't envy the jury having to listen to details of that foul, pasty, sweaty, smelly, slobbery git being (allegedly) involved in any form of sexual activity.

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10 Mar 2020 13:21 #6 by Laffy
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I did laugh at the ‘he doesn’t look after himself’ comment by a victim
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10 Mar 2020 13:21 #7 by NORTHERNSOUL
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heilkmoon wrote: Don't envy the jury having to listen to details of that foul, pasty, sweaty, smelly, slobbery git being (allegedly) involved in any form of sexual activity.


Well, he.s already dissed out 4 of the charges including two of the most serious hasn't he and if the first woman is the best witness they've got i can see him getting off the lot. Sounded more like something from a carry on film chasing each other around the bed than a serious attempt at rape. What exactly do these women think guys have planned when they get invited to a hotel room Girls if you don't want the cock then don't go to the room.Its pretty simple really.

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10 Mar 2020 13:31 #8 by topstepwhinger
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No, NS, just no.

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10 Mar 2020 15:11 #9 by Wukkie
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Have to say NS last sentence made me chuckle. :-)

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10 Mar 2020 18:44 #10 by beefsister
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NORTHERNSOUL wrote:

heilkmoon wrote: Don't envy the jury having to listen to details of that foul, pasty, sweaty, smelly, slobbery git being (allegedly) involved in any form of sexual activity.


Well, he.s already dissed out 4 of the charges including two of the most serious hasn't he and if the first woman is the best witness they've got i can see him getting off the lot. Sounded more like something from a carry on film chasing each other around the bed than a serious attempt at rape. What exactly do these women think guys have planned when they get invited to a hotel room Girls if you don't want the cock then don't go to the room.Its pretty simple really.


Come on NS It's the year 2020 - it could be the woman giving the cock not wanting it.
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10 Mar 2020 19:05 #11 by Laffy
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Apparently he kept his socks on when he was mounting the woman-an image she can’t get out of her head.

I reckon he might get off on the basis of consensual fiddling around-but I doubt er indoors will form the same view.

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11 Mar 2020 10:12 #12 by Waltero
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I'd like see the smarmy git jailed. He'd really enjoy the life in Barlinnie with the rest of the inmates

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13 Mar 2020 17:56 #13 by Alan
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Waltero wrote: I'd like see the smarmy git jailed. He'd really enjoy the life in Barlinnie with the rest of the inmates


Court case heard today that his comment "the act of groping women shouldn't be sniffed at" was Coronavirus safety advice.

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13 Mar 2020 19:11 #14 by Laffy
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I doubt he would like being someone’s bitch in Barlinnie.A few months on porridge will also improve his body image-one of his victims said it’s an image she can’t get out of her head.

He was well known for his wandering hands, ferocious gambling habit and of course his drink.The reality is he is fat deluded power crazed drunk.

I don’t like him!
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13 Mar 2020 19:39 #15 by Zebby
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Laffy wrote: I doubt he would like being someone’s bitch in Barlinnie.A few months on porridge will also improve his body image-one of his victims said it’s an image she can’t get out of her head.

He was well known for his wandering hands, ferocious gambling habit and of course his drink.The reality is he is fat deluded power crazed drunk.

I don’t like him!


Unfortunately if it's owt like English prison service he will be nowhere near general population prisoners that's if he even goes to jail

Be just and fear not

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15 Mar 2020 23:53 #16 by Bluedazblue
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Zebby wrote:

Laffy wrote: I doubt he would like being someone’s bitch in Barlinnie.A few months on porridge will also improve his body image-one of his victims said it’s an image she can’t get out of her head.

He was well known for his wandering hands, ferocious gambling habit and of course his drink.The reality is he is fat deluded power crazed drunk.

I don’t like him!


Unfortunately if it's owt like English prison service he will be nowhere near general population prisoners that's if he even goes to jail


Put Salmond in Carstairs.

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16 Mar 2020 07:06 #17 by melbourneblues
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Do you think Salmond is going to the tin?

Mullen is a virgin.

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16 Mar 2020 07:30 #18 by Laffy
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Before the trial I thought he would get off-I’ve changed my mind.

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16 Mar 2020 07:39 #19 by Waltero
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I wonder if the Kranky woman will be on his visitors list

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16 Mar 2020 16:42 #20 by NORTHERNSOUL
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Waltero wrote: I wonder if the Kranky woman will be on his visitors list


Well, I .ve not heard a single one of the neurotic bitches say he actually forced his cock inside her and some of their excuses as to why they weren't blabbing to plod the next morning are pretty pathetic, to be honest.

I.m no lover of the SNP believe me but this just seems wrong and to me and the test is if any of this had come thru as a single offence it wouldn't have got anywhere near the court steps it looks to me as if they got a couple of women come forward saying he might have groped them one night when they were both pissed after work and then a firm of solicitors went trawling for any others that he might have had as much as a dalliance with.

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16 Mar 2020 17:18 #21 by High Street
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Seems every knew what he was like.

Edinburgh Airport banned him from a VIP corridor due to sexual harrasment.
Civil Service banned staff from working alone with him.
Angus Robertson, then Westminster leader, was told of allegations and did nothing.

There is not a cat in hell’s chance Sturgeon did not know.

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16 Mar 2020 17:54 #22 by Markovitch
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As 6 of the 9 women are considered to be in NSs inner circle there are strong rumours where this is coming from

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16 Mar 2020 18:44 #23 by Laffy
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I doubt he’s touched up wee nippy-even a fat, deluded lump of lard like Alec wouldn’t go anywhere that-even after 6 bottles of buck fast.

It’s sad but he is probably what I would describe as a power crazed fumbler-and the more he got away with it, the braver he got.A bit like Ted Bundy without the bite marks.

Good job he lost in 2014-otherwise we could have had a serial killer on our hands

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17 Mar 2020 07:51 #24 by Markovitch
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Is there anyone who doesn't think Laffy and Tim are the same person?

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17 Mar 2020 08:22 #25 by Laffy
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Who is Tim?

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17 Mar 2020 08:38 #26 by Waltero
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Who cares !

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17 Mar 2020 09:11 #27 by ParcelPete
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Laffy wrote: Who is Tim?


Piggy.

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17 Mar 2020 10:32 #28 by Dancingbear
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Markovitch wrote: As 6 of the 9 women are considered to be in NSs inner circle there are strong rumours where this is coming from


HARDSPORTS on the cards then?

There's only one way of life and that's your own!!!

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17 Mar 2020 11:17 #29 by NORTHERNSOUL
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Dancingbear wrote:

Markovitch wrote: As 6 of the 9 women are considered to be in NSs inner circle there are strong rumours where this is coming from


HARDSPORTS on the cards then?


I think he meant Nicola Sturgeon not me lol
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17 Mar 2020 11:22 #30 by Markovitch
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That would certainly make it easier for the Tories on here to understand. Alex Salmond, a man, assaulting a woman. How would that even work? David Cameron a pig. Ross Thompson removing his trousers for male journalists. Ruth Davidson aquatic mammals and Theresa May jettisoning paedophile files with abandon. But a man going after a woman, just too weird

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17 Mar 2020 11:32 #31 by heilkmoon
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Dancingbear wrote:

Markovitch wrote: As 6 of the 9 women are considered to be in NSs inner circle there are strong rumours where this is coming from


HARDSPORTS on the cards then?


Can NS fit 6 - 9 women in his inner circle? The Hyndburn Goatse.
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20 Mar 2020 12:13 #32 by orfc
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Word on da Edinburgh street is that Alex's brief is desperately trying to get the trial postponed while the scottish court service shuts down 'cos of corona, but the court service themselves want to push through existing trials as quickly as possible. And he's going down.

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20 Mar 2020 12:48 #33 by BlueAl
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That's what got him into trouble in the first place.
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20 Mar 2020 15:05 #34 by High Street
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Markovitch wrote: That would certainly make it easier for the Tories on here to understand. Alex Salmond, a man, assaulting a woman. How would that even work? David Cameron a pig. Ross Thompson removing his trousers for male journalists. Ruth Davidson aquatic mammals and Theresa May jettisoning paedophile files with abandon. But a man going after a woman, just too weird


So that makes it acceptable?

Arsehole.

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20 Mar 2020 15:51 #35 by Markovitch
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A woman who loses paedophilia case files does not get criticised but a man, who so far is guilty of nothing, is pilloried. When you will tolerate sexual abuse of children because it matches your political beliefs you are beneath disdain, get back in your sewer

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20 Mar 2020 16:01 #36 by biblioclasm
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Those of you so concerned about this would do well to check out former British diplomat Craig Murray on Facebook who has been reporting the trial daily. Murray has insights into all sorts of political events and his views can be very enlightening though maybe difficult to swallow if you are too much a fan of the present government. Having said that it was the Blair government which smeared him and ruined his career.

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20 Mar 2020 16:20 #37 by CarlisleWhite
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biblioclasm wrote: Those of you so concerned about this would do well to check out former British diplomat Craig Murray on Facebook who has been reporting the trial daily. Murray has insights into all sorts of political events and his views can be very enlightening though maybe difficult to swallow if you are too much a fan of the present government. Having said that it was the Blair government which smeared him and ruined his career.

Maybe not - he was barred yesterday for alleged comtempt of court.

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20 Mar 2020 16:21 #38 by orfc
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What kind of logic is that Marko?

Losing a document regarding a heinous offence = being accused of a heinous offence?

I hope I don't lose my copy of "Hitler's Henchmen", I'll be as bad as Eichmann...

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20 Mar 2020 16:57 #39 by Markovitch
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If you lose 1 file, it is a very unfortunate accident. To lose the files for all 15 of the accused, 114 files, you don't think that is beyond unfortunate? And by losing the files the case is closed and the (not) guilty go free with no scrutiny.

If you don't like AS, it's a free country. But post after post when as of today he is guilty of nothing, really? Posts about him running around in his socks are actually quite funny. But it's an extension of the ' I'll forgive anything in certain people principle'. Corbyn was pasted for anti-Semitism while May, Cameron and Johnson slaughtered Muslims left right and centre. Sexual harassment shouldn't be tolerated, but let's be even-handed and let's be proportionate

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20 Mar 2020 17:03 #40 by thesilentone
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That's because Corbyn is antisemitic, and the UK Government went to war against mass murdering terrorists. If you don't see the difference, you have a problem. However, I think we all know that anyway.
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20 Mar 2020 17:50 #41 by High Street
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Markovitch wrote: A woman who loses paedophilia case files does not get criticised but a man, who so far is guilty of nothing, is pilloried. When you will tolerate sexual abuse of children because it matches your political beliefs you are beneath disdain, get back in your sewer


Always thought you were a gobby [censored]. Just proved it.

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20 Mar 2020 19:53 #42 by Mr Quint
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I can’t believe he’s a show actually called the ‘Alex Salmond show’ on Russia Today. Crazy!

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20 Mar 2020 20:01 #43 by Laffy
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Marko

The defence’s key argument is there were no witnesses to any of the assaults.Do you agree that most rapists and sex offenders tend to follow the line that it’s best to conduct their assaults in secret?Or is it me?I have met the guy-a total [censored] with an air of superiority borne of power and a circle of deluded servants.A serial gambler, a heavy drinker, and an appalling groper who got a wee bit excited after getting away with it.A bit like John Prescott-remember Blair saying ‘it’s only John being John.

As for the politically motivated argument, that came straight from the ‘SNP guide to victimhood’-written by Salmond over many years of grudge, self pity and lack of identity.

He’s going down and I can’t wait for the book from Barlinnie

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20 Mar 2020 20:43 #44 by carwash
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CarlisleWhite wrote:

biblioclasm wrote: Those of you so concerned about this would do well to check out former British diplomat Craig Murray on Facebook who has been reporting the trial daily. Murray has insights into all sorts of political events and his views can be very enlightening though maybe difficult to swallow if you are too much a fan of the present government. Having said that it was the Blair government which smeared him and ruined his career.

Maybe not - he was barred yesterday for alleged comtempt of court.


The gossip in diplomatic circles was that Craig Murray was one of the worst ambassadors to have ever been appointed. His girlfriend was quite attractive though!
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-50250...or-Craig-Murray.html

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20 Mar 2020 21:03 #45 by Markovitch
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High Street wrote:

Markovitch wrote: A woman who loses paedophilia case files does not get criticised but a man, who so far is guilty of nothing, is pilloried. When you will tolerate sexual abuse of children because it matches your political beliefs you are beneath disdain, get back in your sewer


Always thought you were a gobby [censored]. Just proved it.


The opinion of a man who thinks there is nothing wrong with grown men assaulting children. Imagine my embarrassment

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20 Mar 2020 21:18 #46 by Laffy
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It’s going to be a long 3 months Marko

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21 Mar 2020 09:56 #47 by Markovitch
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It seems the tories and the SNP are both after him.

The daily mail criticise Craig Murray!! The same paper that praised Adolf Hitler

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21 Mar 2020 10:00 #48 by Laffy
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Maybe he shouldn’t have been the odious little toad that became an alleged sex offending, gambling, arrogant drunk-we might then warm to him.

Bored Marko?

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21 Mar 2020 13:21 #49 by Blustone
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Funny enough I know someone who knows him fairly well. She told me he is not like that at all.

Not sure if that was a reflection on the lady I know but who knows.

Kranky has a lot to answer for too. She either did not know (but she knows everything) or she did and turned a blind eye.

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21 Mar 2020 13:50 #50 by howoldboy
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Laffy wrote: Maybe he shouldn’t have been the odious little toad that became an alleged sex offending, gambling, arrogant drunk-we might then warm to him.

Bored Marko?


If gambling and being arrogant when drunk was a crime then half of the Message Board would be in Barlinnie.
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